Retroincabulator to be introduced


Howdy all:   Have you ever wanted to see a departure from the traditions?

I am pleased to announce that the Technology Center completed trials today of our new Retroincabulator generator.

The tech center gnomes discovered that with some careful adjustment of warm superconductivity, we are able to harness the Inverse Retroactive Current in a folded phase cable, and applying the resulting fields to the principles of Magentic Retroactance, we can use automated controls to power anything.

What is even better news is that in order to maintain the stealth characteristics of the Technology Center , our legal department entered into a licensing agreement with Rockwell International for commercial distribution of the products that will follow.

The anticipated royalties should be in the neighborhood of $100M in the first year roll-out.  If that happens, we anticipate that the Technology Center will buy Hara Arena in 2007, move the HamVention to Yuma in 2008, and provide airfare and lodging at Yuma for all the hams who would normally travel to Dayton each year.

The Tech Center marketing department prepared the attached video of the planned roll-out of our device for the Dayton HamVention.  (click on the text in red to see the 3,993 KB infomercial)

Since we are in the marketing campaign development phase, your comments concerning the advertisement are welcome.  We will adjust the marketing campaign with your suggestions.  

For W3TOM:   I am quite certain we can harness the power of your wifi power distributors to be used with the Retroincabulator. It will give us the ability to remotely provide retroincabulator capability to all IOOK Vice Presidents who need auxiliary power to come out of alpha condition on time.    (see for more info)

73 de NN3V  ...-.-


(added 4/8/10)

Here is another link to add to the Technology page. It is a perfect companion to the Retroincabulator link.

I think you will find it sidesplitting.

73 de NN3V


This is a classic presentation organized by Rockwell Int'l.

Read the introduction before clicking on the video link below.

Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the
heavy-duty transmission business. They were getting ready to tape a
first introduction video, and as a warm up, the professional narrator
began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man
should have won an academy award for his stellar performance.

Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, this
became the biggest talk in the industry vs. the new product which they
were introducing.

Democrats should hire him to explain health care ....

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