New Device
posted 9/18/10
The
IOOK
Technology
Center
is pleased to announce yet another fantastic invention from our Yesterdays
Technology…Tomorrow standards.
The
Technology
Center
seniors directorate was concerned about the aging characteristics of IOOK VPs.
Recently, complaints from several VPs centered on the difficulties they were
experiencing with the plethora of “gadgets” that are flooding the
marketplaces, and for which their dexterities were challenged.
Rising
to the occasion, the
Technology
Center
’s research and development directorate immediately took up the cause,
focusing with laser-like precision on the key elements of the complaints. Having
identified the principal user requirements for a solution, Yesterday’s
Technology director set about to resolving the difficulty.
We
are now proud to introduce a device that resolves the primary complaints of the
affected VPs. This device fixes the issues of reduced vision and lack of manual
dexterity afflicting the aging IOOK VPs
The
IOOK Commercial Department is also working with the AARP to make the device
available to all the AARP members. At a cost for non-IOOK VPs of $1000.00 per
unit, the IOOK Finance Department forecasts a cash flow of some $2.0M for the
2011 IOOK fiscal year beginning April 1st.
NN3V
Director
Emeritus
IOOK
Technology
Center

We
know some of you are
not
old enough to get this,
but
you can pass this link on to some
old
person who needs a laugh today!!!
