Hear ye, Hear ye:

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.

Last January our IOOK Tech Center VP (NN3V) set about to create a way of raising research and development funds for the Tech center, and also solving a problem for the IOOK VP population.  

And the IOOK Tech Center succeeded with a set of ideas that will simply ASTOUND YOU.

The problem has always been that VPs have trouble finding suitable Christmas gifts that satisfy the amazing technical inclination of IOOK VPs.

Giving ham radio gifts to civilians just does not cut it.  Besides, most civilians think this is CB stuff.  YUK!

And IOOK VPs simply do not see themselves in lines at Sears, Macy’s, or Harbor Freight, buying ties, socks, pants, portable tools, etc.

IOOK VPs are ALWAYS LOOKING TO BE A STEP AHEAD OF THE CIVILIAN CROWD.

So, just in time for Christmas, enclosed you will find a catalog of truly UNIQUE gifts combining advanced technology with creative civilian uses.

These gifts will astound your friends. In fact, the cleverness of the IOOK Tech Center engineers will astound you too!

Several of these creations have been nominated to the Time Magazine Inventions Of 2000.

Done of course in the spirit of the IOOK Motto: Bringing You Yesterday’s Technology Tomorrow.  

The IOOK Tech Center advertising crew realized they got it wrong again, as they submitted the nominations this week, but for the wrong year. So we may be disqualified from the awards.

But what the hey!

These amazing gifts can be ordered ONLY ONLINE.

The Tech Center is working with Subprime Mortgage Bank to create a special account where IOOK VPs can log on, order their gifts, and provide their banking account information so that the cost of the gifts can be amortized with the subprime mortgage costs to ameliorate the credit mess.

Once the account has been cleaned, the gifts will be shipped to the recipients via email (another IOOK Tech Center breakthrough).

So Hurry Up and browse the catalog. Monitor the Subprime Mortgage Bank  website http://wearebroke.com  for the announcement of the website to order your gifts.  And get ready to be truly pleased at the result.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

IOOK TECH CENTER SANTA

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