posted 7/8/07
Howdy
IOOK:
For
some time now it has come to the attention of the research department that
increasing numbers of IOOK VPs are reporting fatigue and stress in their hands.
This
condition is especially troublesome at the beginning of the evening IOOK leisure
hour, when the pain in the hands causes IOOK VPs to be unable to hold a frosty
beverage.
Curious
about the condition, we tapped into some of the funds generated by the
Retroincabulator sales to get Dr. Imon Topofit to engage in the research as to
the cause.
Indeed,
what we discovered is that IOOK VPs, through their constant work habits, are
increasingly prone to Car Pal Tunnel Syndrome. Dr. Imon was of the opinion
that this situation manifests itself when IOOK VPs drove their cars through
tunnels in the company of 10s.
It
turns out that he was wrong. It is merely the result of many hours spent
at computer terminals either at work or at the hamshack logging program.
Determining
the problem was merely the routine carpal tunnel syndrome we all know, the IOOK
Tech Center Mechanical Engineering branch engaged in a design to eliminate the
problem.
Below
you will find the prototype solutions. We are confident that KF8KK’s
“duckies” will be able to give us the raw material to prepare these for wide
based tests before we release them for sale to the general public. Our
testing director is looking for IOOK VPs who wish to donate their time to
testing the devices before we go public.
Ordering
information will follow as soon as we get organized.
73
de NN3V
IOOK
VP
Technical
Director,
