Retroincabulator to be introduced

4/2/05

Howdy all:   Have you ever wanted to see a departure from the traditions?

I am pleased to announce that the Technology Center completed trials today of our new Retroincabulator generator.

The tech center gnomes discovered that with some careful adjustment of warm superconductivity, we are able to harness the Inverse Retroactive Current in a folded phase cable, and applying the resulting fields to the principles of Magentic Retroactance, we can use automated controls to power anything.

What is even better news is that in order to maintain the stealth characteristics of the Technology Center , our legal department entered into a licensing agreement with Rockwell International for commercial distribution of the products that will follow.

The anticipated royalties should be in the neighborhood of $100M in the first year roll-out.  If that happens, we anticipate that the Technology Center will buy Hara Arena in 2007, move the HamVention to Yuma in 2008, and provide airfare and lodging at Yuma for all the hams who would normally travel to Dayton each year.

The Tech Center marketing department prepared the attached video of the planned roll-out of our device for the Dayton HamVention.  (click on the text in red to see the 3,993 KB infomercial)

Since we are in the marketing campaign development phase, your comments concerning the advertisement are welcome.  We will adjust the marketing campaign with your suggestions.  

For W3TOM:   I am quite certain we can harness the power of your wifi power distributors to be used with the Retroincabulator. It will give us the ability to remotely provide retroincabulator capability to all IOOK Vice Presidents who need auxiliary power to come out of alpha condition on time.    (see http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml for more info)

73 de NN3V  ...-.-